Ionoclast Laboratories, est. 1903
The Epic, Totally True For Reaslies History
Ionoclast Laboratories was founded February 29th, 1903 by Professor Günter J. Niflheim and his assistant, Grok the Destroyer. Their noble goal was to make the world a better place through science and technology. Or else, rule it with an iron fist. You know, whichever.
Today, we continue the tradition of scientific excellence and mostly-benevolent dominion over the world’s populace. We work tirelessly to bring the promise of a better life to fruition. This site contains a public report of our ongoing research; we strive for a judicious level of transparency vìs-a-vìs your dollars at work. Because, let’s be frank, we’re going to get your money one way or another.
You’re welcome, Planet Earth!
Ionoclast Laboratories — Scientia et dominantia!™
After that…
Brigham met Chris in a 3D game programming course, at SDSU. They said, “Hey, we should make apps and games together!” So they did. Now, years later, Brigham is holding down the fort for Ionoclast Laboratories, LLC, awaiting the day fate makes their paths cross again.
